by Professor » Fri Nov 09, 2012 3:25 pm
F**k it. Ask her about it while the turkey is being carved.
One Easter when my wife was pregnant with our twins, my uncle (who was drunk) said, "Looks like you're really putting on some weight!" I told him to get the f**k out of the house, and he wasn't welcome back until he had stopped drinking. Awkward, but dammit you don't insult my family. Even if you are family.