by Spider » Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:13 am
I haven't been actually drunk since 2006. I've been highly impaired, but not falling down throwing up drunk. I remember filling up tall water glasses with Pendleton whiskey, and chugging it...and then repeating. I spent that night naked, clutching a ceiling-mounted rotating toilet like my life depended on it and trying to figure out why my puke didn't fall the right direction and wasn't affected by centripetal forces. And then sometimes the toilet would be on the wall and would spin the other direction but my puke would seem to fall in a correct orientation. Which sucked.
It will never happen again. Still can't stand Pendleton.