Anytime my inlaws show up they are unwanted guests. No. I am not Catholic. Sorry, no, this is not going to change. No, your daughter isn't involved in the church. Its her own damn business, not mine, and she was lapsed long before she met me...so STOP f**k BLAMING ME FOR IT! None of my concern.
We have this very friendly smiley hatred. They show up several times a year and just sit around in my house for about a week at a time. And I seethe....and they know it.