What does your budget look like?

[Winchester]

[Kane]

I remain in awe.

[Winchester]

[Mo~]

Just make sure you get your grandkids phones for their 10th birthdays and make damned sure to have the bills put in your kids names.

[Winchester]

[Mo~]

Come, Win, come with me to the Darkside. Under my tutelage, oh the evil you could inflict upon your children. I've already planned my grandkid's birthday gifts.

2nd Bday = Kiddie piano. One of those that make the real rinky dinky tink tink noises.
5th Bday = Mini drum set
8th Bday = Mr. Microphone
10th Bday = Guitar with amp
12th Bday = Saxaphone
15th Bday = Tuba

BTW, there ainna lick o musical talent in my entire family. Ainna shittin ya man. Xmas caroling around the family homestead sounds like a herd of elephants being slaughtered with machetes. Can't wait till one of mine comes to me bitching about it and I get to say, "Ya, remember the time you hit MY car with My truck that YOU were driving and didn't tell me about and tried to hide and never paid for. Well, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[The Comrade]

god that's evil

[Mo~]

Mo don't f**k around when it comes to revenge. Go ahead, piss me off sometime and let's see how it ends.

[Mo~]

Oops. Forgot about the Karaoke Machines my sweet, precious little grandbabies are getting for the Sweet 16s.

[Spider]

Chemistry sets. You wounldn't think it would be possible to stain drywall in such a way that even after repainting the stain comes back through the new paint, but I found a way. Also, fish tanks.