Don't you dare tell me what I can and can't have with my guns! That's tyranny!
When it comes to my uterus though, the gov't should be the ultimate authority.
Oh and once that kid is born and you can't provide for it? Don't you dare ask me to pay for it, because that's socialism! He's on his own because this is a capitalist country so tough sh*t.
Oooo look at me how pro-life I am!