by lil bit » Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:29 pm
One of the Lord of the Rings films was being shown on TV earlier. I wasn't watching properly as that sort of thing doesn't appeal to me. It seemed to be one long fight in the pouring rain outside the obligatory gloomy castle, accompanied by various grunts and mad gibbering and a lot of wet hair and face fungus, when my attention was grabbed by one little hairy bloke asking a big hairy bloke to toss him.
"... eh?" said I
"... eh?" said the big hairy bloke.
"Toss me"
" Bloody hell!" said I
" uh?" said the big hairy bloke.
" I'm too little to jump that far" ( or words to that effect) said the little hairy bloke nodding towards the drawbridge.
Anyway, the big hairy bloke picked up the little hairy bloke and threw him. I then lost interest again.
Boring film. Don't bother watching it.
'She couldn't help wondering what use Carl had for a double bed in his bachelor establishment' - Rafferty's Legacy -Jane Corrie