by Hyperion » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:40 pm
Send in undercover agents, take images using our new army of drones, find the one or two nuclear sites that are hidden in North Korea - and then strategically bomb them. As panic spreads, assassinate the country's leadership. Quick bullet shots to the head. Perhaps time it so that Kim is shot in the middle of his gray-scale parade. South Korea then storms into the North. They do the dirty work while our GIs drive trucks full of iPhones, Doritos, and pornography across the North.
After we're done, Hollywood will pay billions to buy the copyrights from Uncle Sam.
There, I just solved the North Korean and debt problem.