by Mo~ » Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:31 pm
I just moved back home from another state and getting my Driver's License changed over was I giant PITA. Needed my Birth Certificate and SS card to begin with.
Well, my BC was in my safe deposit box in UT since I that's kinda the last stuff I bring over after I get secure and settled. So, I ordered one from the state. $13 and a 3 week wait there.
Went to the DMV which is clear the hell on the other side of town and happens to actually be on the outskirts. Good thing I do own a car. Got there, oh, really, I need two "documents" proving my residency. Well, I'm renting from a friend and don't have an actual "Lease Agreement" and I won't be receiving a bill for the electricity or gas for at least another month. OK, I'll come back then. 2 months later, I got them. I go clear the hell on back out to the DMV.
Oh, really, the name on my BC doesn't match my name on my bills and SS card. No shit, Sherlock, I was married and took my husband's name. Why the hell didn't you tell me I needed my marriage license before I came clear the hell out here for a second time. I haven't seen that thing in over 20 freaking years!! Hey, will my divorce papers work?? I think my name was hyphenated on them or that my maiden name was mentioned somewhere in them. Cool, I think I know where the Final Dissolution is. If not, I could have sent another $20 to the state I was married in to get a certified copy and waited again. Fortunately, I did keep my Final Divorce Papers close to home(and the chick at the DMV actually knows me, the X and my BIL, she just really needs the documentation).
Found the Final Divorce papers with my maiden and married name, 2 bills in my name, my BC, SS card and a locket of hair from my dead mother just in case. Paid up another $20 and now I didn't have to worry about being pulled over for driving on WY plates and a UT license anymore three months after the fact. Didn't matter that I didn't have a proper ID since everyone knows me where I do business and I ain't been carded for jack in a while.
Fortunately, I'm not poor, so I have a home, computer, mailing address and make more than "paycheck to paycheck" so $13 on a BC, $20 for a license, $15 if I had had to order a marriage cert., and enough to pay the monthly internet bill so I can order that stuff online which also happens to be the only way I've been able to apply for employment. I also had a car and enough money to pay for gas to get clear the hell out to the freaking DMV 3 damned times.
I haven't really needed my license and I'm not sure if I would be too worried about it if it was much more of a hassle.